Tuesday, October 18, 2011

How did Hillary know?

Hillary made a surprise visit to Libya today. One of the main purposes of the trip was to congratulate the rebels on their victory. Here you can see a photograph of Hillary and the rebels flashing the V sign.

There was just one problem, however. The rebels hadn’t actually won yet. The rebels still hadn’t captured Sirte, the hometown of Gaddafi. Nor had they captured Gaddafi. Amazingly, right after Hillary left (actually, two days after Hillary left), the rebels captured Sirte and killed Gaddafi. That can’t be a coincidence.

For some reason, someone wanted Hillary to meet with the rebels and flash the V sign right before the war ended. Taken at face value, her trip to Libya makes it appear as though Hillary knew that the war would end two days later and perhaps she did something during her trip to make that happen.

My government has an alternative explanation. They “told” me that Europe really controlled the situation in Libya. But Europe did not want things to appear that way. And so they got Hillary to go to Libya before the rebels took Sirte. Hopefully, that would convince everyone that America really controlled the situation in Libya. Europe wanted to convince everyone that America was responsible for all the death and suffering in Libya. At least that’s what my government “tells” me.

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