Gorbachev met with Hatoyama in Japan today. During the meeting, Gorbachev told Hatoyama that leaders must stay strong in the face of criticism.
BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HATOYAMA?!?!?!?! STRONG IN THE FACE OF CRITICISM!?!?!?! MR. SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM?!?!?!?! BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS THE MOST ABSURD IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
In retrospect, I’m sure that Japan made Hatoyama prime minister because they knew he was soft serve ice cream – all soft and mushy and melts the instant you refer to him as the Tax Evasion King of the Heisei Era.
Pathetic. Coward. Idiot.